Resolutions You Can Really Commit To

(as seen in First for women magazine)

I will save electricity ... by eating out more often.

I will buy fewer shoes ... on sale.

I will walk more ... when the elevator is broken.

I will organize my desk ... by next year.

I will stop eating dessert ... before dinner.

I will save my money ... from spending too much time in my account.

I will stop making impossible resolutions ... forever!



And seen on a church signboard in Lauderdale County...

May your troubles be as short as your New Year's Resolutions!